Back in Black

I recently returned from deployment in Kuwait.
My best friend Tom recently deployed to Iraq.

I recently spent a lot of money on a brand new black Honda Accord.
An old friend keeps asking for money—not everyday, but often enough that I feel like shit every time I say no.

I recently started to feel very distracted by so many things.
It’s hard to find time to write anything about anything.

In time, I hope that I find a way out of this literary malaise because I recently pulled a muscle from masturbating too hard.

Now it hurts to type.